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“Dating me is the new black.”
gender:
male
age:
40
city:
Toronto
country:
Canada
occupation:
is being reconsidered
religion:
Never touch the stuff
politics:
Left
- Last great book I read:
- The Dying Animal by Philip Roth
- 3 things I want to do before I die:
- Jump off something really high, have a novel published or a screenplay produced, teach my dog to glow in the dark.
- Last thing I experienced that impressed or amazed me:
- The casualness of the woman next to me at the Pink Mountaintops show last night.
- Tell us a story:
- We shouldn’t have driven out onto the ice. Either it was too thin or our car was too heavy. We were sinking fast. Outside the windows the water was blacker than the night we’d just left. Would we be able to find the hole in the surface if we swam now? Could we hold our breath long enough given the temperature? We asked the questions quickly but the answers didn’t matter. One thimble of chance that we could separate while trying to surface, and perish outside of one another’s view--or, worse, for only one of us to survive--was one thimble of chance too heavy.
We began disrobing simultaneously and then I helped her off with her boots. We climbed into the back seat, and I wasted no time taking control. (It was one of the things she liked best about me.)
As the wet overtook us, we locked our lips together and breathed each other’s air. I kept my eyes open, forbidding blackness to be my final view. And my love’s shivering was so intense, it looked like I was kissing twins.
- What you should know about me:
- I gots the best hands in the western hemisphere and make enough lovin' for three of me.
I make a mean omlette, write a kickass love letter, own a wicked music/movie collection, have patience to spare, and know all the lyrics to 'My Funny Valentine'.
I know the difference that can be made by an extra mile and an extra inch.
I cry at sappy movies so you don't have to.
I make the best chocolate tart you've ever had. Bet yer life on it.
I'll make you famous.
I stole the answers to some of these questions from my ad on a shittier dating site.
Interests:
Music, Film, Books, Dogs, Cooking (veg) and making yummy desserts.
- More about what I am looking for:
- You're comfortable with your own body and have a keen interest in your own life.
You prefer Polaroids to 35mm and have at least one poem memorized. You expect good manners and punctuality.
You like a dark sense of humour.
You know which words you consistently spell wrong and have given up ever trying to get them right.
If you were Kate Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story you'd choose Grant over Stewart--though it'd take some thinking.
You can flirt with the best of them.
You can either kick my ass physically, emotionally, or intellectually. But not all three.
You're local. As in: you live in Toronto.
Note that I'm coming out of a bit of a hibernation, social-wise, so am looking for new friends, new love, and everything in between.
drinks:
not a stranger to it
smokes:
no
drugs:
not a stranger to it
| looking for: |
 friendship friendship, datingage range: 28-42 |